Emotionally unstable appliances with big kitchen energy

Mildly sentient. Frequently overwhelmed. Delightfully merchandised.

🍞 What is this?

It all started with a toaster having an existential crisis. One daydream spiralled into fourteen appliances with big feelings and questionable boundaries — and just like that, Chaotic Kitchen™ was born.

We’re a small, slightly unhinged UK-based brand turning anthropomorphic appliances into your new fictional flatmates. If you’ve ever whispered encouragement to your kettle, or been personally victimised by your blender — you’re home.

🛒 The Shop Is Live

You can now bring the chaos into your actual kitchen (or wardrobe, or desk) with mugs, t-shirts, stickers, tote bags and more — each featuring your favourite emotionally unstable appliance.

Whether it’s Crumbsworth the brooding toaster or Simmerine the anxious kettle, they’re ready to be your weird little companions.

👉 You can find a link to our shop by clicking on the ‘Shop the merch’ link above

💛 Our Mission

This may all look like absurd humour — and it is — but it’s also something more.

We believe in de-stigmatising mental health through laughter, honesty, and very loud air fryers. That’s why a portion of every purchase goes to support UK-based mental health charities.

Because even fictional appliances deserve a support network.

👉 Read more about our mission on the ‘Our Mission’ page

✨ Join the Chaos

Stay connected for new characters, fresh merch drops, and emotionally fraught adventures from the kitchen front lines.

Follow us on Instagram → @chaotic_kitchen.ai
Or sign up for updates and small appliance meltdowns in your inbox on the ‘Get in Touch’ page.

“We’re not for everyone. But if you’ve ever cried into your tea while talking to the toaster... we might be your people.”