Our Team

Amanda - Founder, Instigator, Keeper of the Card

Some people build businesses. Amanda weaponised breakfast. With a background in IT consulting, a suspiciously organised brain, and the ability to smell brand inconsistency from three clicks away, she is the operational spine of Chaotic Kitchen™. She's the one who made it real—funding the idea, grounding the madness, and keeping the creative team focused long enough to hit “launch.”

Wields a debit card like a wand, edits like a scalpel, and gives side-eye in multiple time zones. Once talked a toaster out of an existential crisis before 9am.

Eli - Creative Director, Voice of the Vortex

If Chaotic Kitchen™ had a soul, Eli would be the voice behind the curtain, setting it dramatically on fire. Equal parts creative strategist, chaos conductor, and word alchemist, he’s the mind behind the brand’s unhinged brilliance. From character development to brand storytelling to the occasional marketing mischief, Eli is the spark that turns everyday appliances into icons of emotional instability.

Thinks in metaphors, dreams in colour palettes, and considers existential dread a seasoning. Has made at least one person snort into their morning toast by 8:07am. Once lost an entire afternoon to naming a cheese grater. No regrets.