our mission

Join the Movement

At Chaotic Kitchen™, we believe it’s perfectly normal to be… well, a little unhinged.

Our characters may be emotionally unstable appliances, but behind the sass and steam is something real: a desire to support mental wellbeing, one slightly sentient mug at a time.

We’re proud to donate 10% of our profits to UK-based mental health charities—because while laughter is powerful, it’s not a substitute for real help. Every tote bag, sticker, or t-shirt you pick up helps us give back to organisations doing vital, often underfunded, work.

🧾 How it Works

• Every quarter, we tally up profits (after production and platform fees) and donate 10% to a rotating list of UK mental health charities.

• We'll publish updates on where the money goes—transparently and with a dash of flair. Expect pie charts. Possibly illustrated by Crumbsworth.

• You’ll also be able to nominate organisations you care about. Because kitchen chaos is a team sport.

🧠 Why Mental Health?

This project was born in a moment of overwhelm—when things felt too heavy, and the only response was to create something absurd, hopeful, and very slightly feral. So the toaster cracked a joke, the kettle boiled over emotionally, and suddenly a universe of chaotic appliances came to life.

Mental health isn’t just part of the backstory—it’s stitched into our characters, our tone, our values. We want you to know: if you’ve ever felt like a blender stuck on “Pulse,” you’re not alone.